My pronouns are they, them. I think the government should extort us more. Transparency is a threat to democracy. - February 20, 2025

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Trump tells Ukraine and Russia to kiss and make up - February 12, 2025

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Errol Musk confirms that Michelle Obama is a man. Joan Rivers mentioned it and was dead two weeks later.

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Looking over last year's budget, national pillow fluffing initiative - February 5, 2025

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Americans accidently make Nazi salutes six to eight times a year - January 29, 2025

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Trying to fit in with my liberal co-workers when talking about the terrible things Trump is doing - January 28, 2025

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The Cryo Cure for Trump Derangement Syndrome Cryo - January 27, 2025